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A picture is worth a thousand words, but then doesn't a picture plus a thousand words get you totally extra bonus points, thus winning a spot closer to heaven?

An original drawing in ink and other mixed medias depending on variables. The variables live in my head. It is of your dog, and it will have some words. I cannot guarantee that you will like it. But I damn sure think you should. It will be quirky, and it will be of your dog. See examples here!

Getting your own is very easy. Pretty much everyone should have at least one. All you do is send me an email to this top secret email address: I will send you instructions of easy payment via paypal.

In your email, you gush on about your dog, everything you would like to tell me about he or she and the awesomeness he or she posesses and flaunts on a daily basis and for special occassions. And you email some of your favorite photos, that I will select to use. So don't email me a photo you hate, ok? The more the better on the gushing and the emails.


6x9" Drawing of 1 dog: $37
6x9" Drawing of 2 dogs: $47
6x9" Drawing of 3 dogs: $57
Plus shipping and handling to USA and Canada $5

9x12" Drawing of 1 dog: $54
9x12" Drawing of 2 dogs: $64
9x12" Drawing of 3 dogs: $74
Plus shipping and handling to USA and Canada $7

More dogs, or people or whatever by special arrangement.
Shipping and handling is available to other countries but ask first.
Painting prices begin at $325. These take longer!

These are pet portraits for your own personal use, ok?

Oh You Want Laura to do Illustrations for Your Project?

Super duper idea and guess what, she is available! Please contact her and she'll get right with you, because she LOVES stuff like this.

Classic Don't Freak Out Shirts in New Colors! Buy Now Before They're Gone!

Or hey, buy yerself one of these team shirts. Or stickers.



Classic Shirts
Otterpop Shirt-Be Nice Don't Bite
American Apparel Shirts and Hoodies in a variety of colors and sizes, black dye-sub print
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Team Small Dog Shirt-Small Fast • Kick Yer Ass
Variety of colors and sizes on various brand shirts, including American Apparel in many dark colors, hoodies and shirts, black, red and white dye-sub print
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Looking for The Awesome Sticker Pack?Only $5.00 for screenprinted crate stickers.
Clicker here for Stickers!