Dirt Nite Haiku Fest
Does the sick person
taking shuffly little steps
have to lift the a-frame
I teach class seated
across the teeter totter
and fall on my ass
Laryngitis voice
does not stop me from yelling
Give That Dog A Treat
My blistered nose runs
And I wipe it with my hand
Snot mixes with dirt
In my car I have
a baggy of carnitas
Gustavo teeter
It is fast and true
he slams it to the black ground
Give That Dog a Treat
Otterpop, Ruby
don't get to have any turns
so I don't pass out
Several teeters
For one crazy little dog
And then I go home
Some agility
For only 5 short minutes
is better than eating pie
taking shuffly little steps
have to lift the a-frame
I teach class seated
across the teeter totter
and fall on my ass
Laryngitis voice
does not stop me from yelling
Give That Dog A Treat
My blistered nose runs
And I wipe it with my hand
Snot mixes with dirt
In my car I have
a baggy of carnitas
Gustavo teeter
It is fast and true
he slams it to the black ground
Give That Dog a Treat
Otterpop, Ruby
don't get to have any turns
so I don't pass out
Several teeters
For one crazy little dog
And then I go home
Some agility
For only 5 short minutes
is better than eating pie
posted by team small dog at 6:29 AM
4 Comments:
Hope you are feeling better soon. I agree, agility is better than pie.... unless you screw up on course.
Such talent! I cannot write haiku at all, much less screamingly funny haiku, when I feel like a million bucks! Well done, and hope you feel better soon. Your blog is terrific.
I bow to the master!
Best post ever!
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