Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Great dog, pity about the pants.


So I humble myself, bare my soul, show you all the bad handling video of my poor Gustavo and everyone is all, Nice Pants!

Guys. I got these pants in the '90's. When I was an amateur hip hop dancer! Not kidding. In my mind, Sporty Spice. I would wear them with a white wife beater tank. Dabbled in lame white girl break dancing.

Shut up. I am serious. Timmy is the only dog that could verify this fact, and he is no longer with us.

Does that make them vintage Adidas now? They are repurposed, have a new life. These pants, lived longer than Timmy Best Dog.

Now pants for a dog agility lady. Zippers on the pockets, and are lined for wearing in chilly venues such as Turlock. Warm up the knees now better suited for quick front crosses than a bgirl floor flare.

Oh just you wait. Wait until we perfect our Thriller Zombie dance, me and the Team. You'll see.

6 Comments:

Blogger Elf said...

You know everyone comes here for fashion advice.

February 4, 2009 8:15 AM  
Anonymous agility foot said...

Have you seen Rob's photo you on Flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/rmichalski/3134148556/in/photostream/

You're also a model.

February 4, 2009 8:27 AM  
Blogger team small dog said...

Rob has not learned that thing that you are supposed to photograph ladies from ONLY FLATTERING ANGLES.

February 4, 2009 8:29 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

LOL! I thought you looked quite sporty! I prefer the pants to the skort! I've got many a 90's b-girl track pant!

Might even rock my brazil yellow + green Puma pants on course one day!!! OH YEAH!!

Melissa

February 4, 2009 11:36 AM  
Anonymous Deb said...

Hmmm...Did you say the 90's??? Do your pants from the 90's STILL fit? Good girl! And you say you eat See's...

February 4, 2009 5:56 PM  
Blogger team small dog said...

OK. So now we can call sporty pants cool hip hop pants and add them to our approved list of dog agility fashion items. Which I believe also includes skorts. I forgot. I am supposed to keep track of this. That's my job.

February 5, 2009 7:38 AM  

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